The only two reactions to this realization.
Love implies anger.
The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
this is the shit that fucks you up
this is ridiculous stop it immediately
CONSENT TO SEX IS CONSENT TO PREGNANCY
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to